Life's Lessons

• Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
• Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
• Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
• Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
• Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
• The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
• When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom.
• Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
• The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
• A person who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
• A modern pioneer is a person who can get through a rainy Saturday when the television's on the blink.
• The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
• Money isn't everything.... there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
• Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
• A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.
• A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
• If you don't know where you're going, you're never lost.
• Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

What we've learned in a computer lab