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Life's Lessons
- Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
- Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
- Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
- When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
- A person who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
- A modern pioneer is a person who can get through a rainy Saturday when the television's on the blink.
- The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
- Money isn't everything.... there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.
- Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
- A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.
- A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
- If you don't know where you're going, you're never lost.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Contributed by: Howard
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